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On the women's side, the list of things not to do include the cucumber cleanse do yourself a favor and don't clickthe garlic vagina trend see advice and — oh god — putting wasps nests up there. On the men's side, casualties have included inserting metal balls up a penis and Jesus Christ, men tweezers that remained in place for four years.

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The texture is fantastic, and because cucumbers contain so much water, no lube is needed. To make one is simple: Grab a banana, slice an end off and squeeze the fruit out toss it into a smoothie or something, no need for wastefulness.

Missguided Rabbit Head Biking Short. Avoid any spicy, citric, sharp or irritating food items and make note if you have a nut allergy.

For added effect, use a pencil or pen and puncture a hole in the opposite end of the melon and place your finger over it when thrusting to create suction. Bon appetit!

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When it comes to sex with food, the options are virtually endless provided you prioritize safety. Benefit: All the mess ends up inside the banana peel, so cleanup is a cinch.

Missguided Masthead Oversized T-Shirt. When prepping for a client, she often zaps the fruit in the microwave for a few seconds prior.

Test the heat with your fingers, and slide your penis in the open end. Banana Peel: Bananas are phallic-shaped.

Theoretically, porking a peach would feel near-heavenly. Cooked Pasta: As if we needed another reason to adore pasta, Zvloerin suggests men stick their meat inside a big bowl of pasta, cooked al dente. Truth of the matter is, there are better foods to stick your dick into.

Therefore, the banana peel can fit your penis like a masturbation sleeve, offering a delightfully fleshy interior. Because your penis is going inside, you need to find yourself a big, thick cucumber.

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Next, you or your partner place your penis inside however many rings you wish and thrust back and forth. Unfortunately, the fruit envelopes a coarse pit and oceans of juice, which makes for a potentially painful and sticky experience, one that warrants immediate scrubbing.

Then, have your partner lick it off. Warm or cold, and with so many pastas to choose from spaghetti, rigatoni, fusillithe options for your next carb load are endless. Because of its light weight and versatility, you can thrust your hips back and forth simulating sex, or pump the melon up and down to simulate a blowjob. Watermelon or, based on seasonality, Pumpkin : While sex with a bowl of grapes, blueberries or canned peaches can be fun, Zvolerin suggests cutting a hole in a pumpkin or watermelon depending on the season and going to town.

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