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Aunt Meg is your mom? Rick : Fred, I don't care! Aunt Meg : [to Fred] Fred? Female Cop : Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. Fred : Oh hey Betsy Ross, you need a pole for that flag? Coakley : That girl in the black is checking you out.
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All right? Fred, what do you want? Brent : Grandpa's closet! You know what winners do? This isn't what it looks like. Do you realize what that'll do to the balance of power in our homes? I didn't have sex with your mom! Are you telling me that this hour-a-week motherfucking soccer dad took my girl, and his flabby asshole Fred : No! No, no, no! Brent : [to Meg] How does he know your name? Fred : I only got one shot at this, okay? Meg : [appears with Paige] Brent? I miss my wife and kids, okay?

Rick : It's true! Rick : We let down the male species, you know that?
Jason sudeikis: fred
Fred : The one who looks like the chief from Cuckoo's Nest? Grace : I was giving him a faux-job. If Maggie and Grace find out that we can't get laid on our own, they'll start thinking that we need them to get laid! Rick : Maybe we should call the girls and ask them to come home. Rick : [after seeing Brent vandalize Fred's car] Take it easy, okay?
Hall pass: film review
You two are dead men! Fred : Maybe you were right. Grace : Don't worry. Coakley : No, the one sitting next to her. Fred : WHOA! Fuck, no! You think you can just come into my club and take my girl, and get away with it? Rick : NO! I want the Hall Pass, okay? Male Cop : Are you okay? Brent : Oh, I'm so sorry Brent : Does it look like I give a shit, pudgy boy?

Fred : Oh, what's the matter, you cant get any bigger you little bitch? Fred : Yeah! What are you doing here? Rick : No, I'M Rick!
Hall pass: film review
A pen-pal, or a poon-pal? Brent : Oh, this is your car? Male Cop : A faux-job? Let me explain something to you, okay? At first I wasn't sure, but now I know I want it. And he wants to hang, and he wants to bang! Fred : I don't even know what the dream is anymore Coakley : [to Fred] Where're you going? Brent : Mother?
Men will be boys. girls will be women
We're not the same guys we were fifteen years ago, when we were single. I want to go home! Fred : Please don't judge me Brent : [to Rick] How do you like me now, golden boy? I'm exhausted! Brent : [drops his crowbar] That's it.
Raunchy 'hall pass' forgettable
Fred : No, no, no, no, no! Fred : Moron, this is MY car! All I did was fake chow her!

They walk away from the table while they're up! Coakley : Every loser in Vegas thinks they can do better! Coakley's back in town. Fred : [to Rick] Why am I pudgy boy? Fred : Yeah, it isn't. Fred : Wait wait wait. Brent : No! YOU take it easy! Meg : Brent, where did you get that? Aunt Meg : What? Not tonight, buddy.

Rick : Fred, we need to talk. Meg : Well, we, uh Brent : [shocked] What? Fred : No, YOU've changed. All you're thinking about is yourself. Not just for you and me, but for all mankind! You're not gonna get away with it! I thought you were Rick! Maybe we should call it a day, just ask the girls to come home.

You found your dream girl, now take her back to the hotel and Fred : We don't have a lot in common, I can't even talk to her! Coakley : Talk to her? Rick : Fred, come on. Fred : If we can't show that something positive can come from having a Hall Pass, then the whole concept is dead! I think I can do better!
Men will be boys. girls will be women
We've changed. Fred : [just off the phone] God just sent us an angel from Heaven. Rick : What? Fred : Wait a second, you want to quit?